Saturday, December 16, 2006

HI. 3rd day on the job and i've cool things to say! woot!

Based on a true story, by a very true person. yipee! =D

The good and the bad.

GOOD
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Couple walks towards me.

Me:"Hi"
Man:"Do you have a smaller size for this jacket?"
I go check.
Me:"Yes sir, we have a size 48. Would you like to try it?"
Man tries on jacket, discusses with wife.
Lady:"How about you try, my son is about your size but slightly taller."
-_-
Me:"Ha.. Sure sure."
Puts on jacket
Man:"Looks good on him"
Lady:"Yup, i think it'll fit him just fine"
5mins later.
Me:"So would you like this jacket?"
Man:"Hmmm.. Let me try on the jacket one last time."
Tries on.
Lady:"I think you let the boy try la"
o.O
Man passes Jacket to me, I try it on
Man:(faces wife) "Ok la, i think it'll fit him"
Lady:(pushes me gently while laughing) "Ya looks nice, come boy.. Mommy buy for you" (laughs again)
Man and lady laugh together. lol? so i join in laugh. xD
While wife checks jacket
Man:" So how old are you?"
Me:"16"
Man:"Good good, after o'levels?"
Me:"Yes sir."
Man:"Good good."
o.O??
Lady turns to Me
Lady:"Do you have a new one?"
Me:(with a charming smile) "I dont think so, let me go check"
Me:"Wow, look what we have here, another 48."
Lady takes it and put the other one back.
Lady:(Smiles cheekly at me then turns to husband) "If only i had a daughter"
I laugh, and thought to myself, i hope shes pretty if you have one. LOL

Bad
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Colleague humji come and passes a reservation slip to me =x

Jun Jie:" Eh help me, there got one customer, ask him sign this form. i got other customer"
I take the slip and go the short balding old fart. Hes a fucker.
Me:"Hi sir, please sign here"
Fucker:(in a firm tone)" Wait. let me check once more"
I wait a little awhile
Fucker:" Ok, i sign."
Me:"Shall i put it in a bag for you?"
Fucker:(firm tone)" NO, i need a hanger, if not how am i supposed to carry it huh?"
i bring him to the counter and put his jacket in a bag. with the hanger.
It looked awkward, so i turned and looked at him.
Fucker:(snatches it) " You're so new, small things also dont know. terrible terrible"
o.O
How the fuck i know you can give customer the hanger.
After that dumbfuck took his oh so expensive $300 trenchcoat and walked off.
I turned to Sean.
Me:"Can give hanger free ah?"
Then aunt lilian turned and told me "he want then give la, tsk, this type of people also have"
Sean and i laughed.
Yay, aunt lilian rock my socks. i think she dont like the guy also. o.O

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